This week, lots of cool stuff happened.
I ate food .
I drank Diet Coke.
I had my eyebrows waxed (ouch).
I planned my world takeover.
And I got on an airplane this morning. True story. I would tell you where I’m going, but then I’d have to kill you and seriously, those prison jumpsuits don’t come in my color.
Let’s talk about what else happened this week, mmmkay?
I made these cute Peppermint Icebox Cakes and talked about Butt Waffles. I wish I was kidding.
At Christmas time, people buy presents. Sometimes those presents are for girls. If you need some ideas, I’m sharing them HERE (I used to be a little girl so I’m basically an expert).
Do you like cupcakes? Do you like candy? Do you like Christmas? Then you’ll LOVE these cupcakes!! And if you answered no to all three of those questions, you need to get checked because I’m pretty sure you’re a cyborg and not a real human.
Are you watching American Horror Story yet? No? I don’t blame you–that show is messed up, yo. But on the off chance that you’re twisted and weird and ARE watching it, I did a recap of episodes 7 & 8. Purely for research purposes, of course.
Don’t these look good? Yeah…that’s because they are. Also, men don’t understand the art of passive aggressiveness, namely Being Mean By Being Nice. I fully explain in THIS post (also…those Mallo Cups are way easier to make than they look).
Is there a glamor girl on your Christmas shopping list? Need to buy yourself something cute? I’m sharing a few of my favorite Glamor Girl Gift ideas HERE.
Can you believe I did all that AND milked a Unicorn this week?
What?? You can milk a unicorn. What do you think Rainbow Sherbet is made from?
I hope you have a fabulous weekend!!