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  Anyone who knows me knows that I love my husband dearly.  He’s a bit older than me (6 years) and puts up with a lot of immature shenanigans on my end.  And as sure as I am that marrying him was one of the smartest things I’ve ever done and I will love him to...

What up, home skillet, it’s Friday again!!   This week, I was super busy doing lots of things.   I baked.   I ate.   I watched TV.   I got all up in the internets.   And I bought sparkly leg warmers at The Icing because apparently, deep down I...

  I have recently discovered something about my husband that makes me fear for our marriage.   He is anti-Daylight Savings Time.   He thinks that the land should just…do away with it.  So it will just be the same all the time and nevah evah change.  ...

This week, lots of things happened.   I made desserts.   I ate desserts.   I drank a chocolate drink with alcohol in it.   And I finally watched Paranormal Activity 2 (2, not 3..yet)  and almost died.   For those of you who may have missed a post or...

  Do you remember back when I was making brownies and candy bars get married and have babies?   That was weird.  And slightly disturbing.   I think maybe I have issues.   I blame the fact that when I was a kid, my mom was addicted to Dallas…and...

  So guess what?   It’s almost Halloween time!!   And since Halloween is right around the corner, I thought we’d recap some of the mad delicious  treats I’ve whipped up so you can get your bake on this weekend.   Unless you’re like me,...

  I’m pretty sure that all women are familiar with the fact that when compared to men, life doesn’t always seem fair.   Men get grey hair and it makes them look handsomer.   Sweat only proves their toughness, and is not frowned upon.   They do the...

  My whole life, I have been a scaredy cat.   I don’t LIKE scary things and I don’t DO scary things.  Ever.   EVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR.   Honestly, I do not see the point.  I do not need a brush with death or a burst of adrenaline to make me feel alive. ...

  I have come to the conclusion that I will never be a cool music person.   You know, like one of those people who listens to obscure bands and finds meaning in lyrics and is always suggesting songs and making playlists for people?   That will never be me.  ...

  I have decided that I need to start hiring someone to do my grocery shopping. Is that possible? Because, I’ve always thought that I was really good at it, until the other day when I was in line to pay and I started looking at the other carts around me. And people had...

  Sometimes I really wish I could meet the person who decides what is and isn’t acceptable to talk about to people you barely know. Because for real, a few changes need to be made. Like how is it NOT okay for me to tell someone that their clothes smell like cat pee or...

  One of my biggest pet peeves in life is indecisiveness. Of course, I’m not claiming to be perfect. I’m scared of everything, I prefer robots to human company, and I’m one of those people who orders a Diet Coke with their Big Mac. (Helloooo, I’ve got...

My husband and son are all into those survival shows.   You know, where they drink their own pee and eat soup made from grasshopper legs and all that.   Honestly, I think the whole thing is really dumb.  My son is all “but mom, if I’m ever stranded in the...

I don’t know if anyone’s ever told you, but I’m practically a world famous inventor. I’m pretty much the Benjamin Franklin of our time, except I’m a girl, and sparkly, and plus I don’t wear those awful tiny glasses or knee socks or have a bunch...