Tag

I have to tell you that I’ve been losing my mind a little bit. Which sucks because I kind of need it. To think and stuff. I blame the loss of my mind partly on the fact that I’m in my sixth year as a stay at home mom. Which is a lot of days home with a kid. And keep...

So, I want a baby. But I don’t want to have a baby, as in like, carry it for the longest nine months in all of eternity and then birth it. And I don’t want to have a baby as in having it live with me and cry at night and spit up on my nice decorative couch pillows....

It’s Friday. And if I go another day without addressing the women that are the Real Housewives of New York, I’m gonna lose it. I just can’t hold it in any longer.  If you don’t watch Housewives, I’m sorry if I’m making you feel left out. But...

I am often accused of trying to make people fat. As in, “Oh, I’m really gonna have to quit reading your blog, or you’ll make me fat…”. Or, “If you don’t stop bringing us all these treats we are gonna get fat…”. Or,...

I have come to the conclusion that popcorn is one of the hardest things in the world to say no to.  That, and a bunch of cute little puppies in a cardboard box. No matter how many times I pay WAAAAYYY too much for popcorn that I know I will never be able to finish, I continue to...

It’s Monday. I realize that most of you hate Mondays.  I don’t.    Mondays are really very necessary for my health and well being.  Not that I don’t love my family dearly. But usually by Sunday afternoon, family togetherness has started to turn into family...

I am just not cut out for country living. Reason #1: I hate mice. Reason #2: I am really scared of mice. Reason #3: Mice live in fields. Reason #4: My house is surrounded by fields. Naturally, you can see how all these reasons add up to one HUGE problem.  Call me crazy, but...

I’m keeping this post short today because I promised my kid that I’d take him out for doughnuts this morning. And if there is one thing that is super important to me, it’s eating doughnuts. Ummmmm….oops……I meant to say that if there is one...

I hate breaking rules. I would like to attribute this to my virtue, and tell you how my conscience just won’t stand for wrongdoing. I’d love to lecture you on how rules are necessary for a society to function properly, and by following all the rules, I’m just...

I am wretched. I am a wretched, wretched woman and I need to apologize. Let me explain…… Working in the renovation/construction field, my husband is an avid DIY channel watcher. DIY is a channel that features an array of home improvement shows, some of which star Amy...