Do you ever look at all the ideas for food on the internet and feel like your face is gonna explode?
I basically hate Pinterest.
I don’t mean that I literally hate it, like my hatred of Regina George or smashed cauliflower pretending to be mashed potatoes, but a twisted kind of hate, like when I eat a King Size Almond Snickers and then want to go cry.
Which happened yesterday.
Stupid king sized candy bars. Why do they even exist?
Anyways, I made these candies awhile back, thinking they’d be perfect for Valentine’s Day. I love chocolate covered pretzels, I love s’mores, so pretzel s’mores are a necessary invention.
Theeeeeeeen a few days later I saw several versions of these on Pinterest.
Creativity fail. Wop wop.
Anyways. I’m short on time these days (babies don’t want you to accomplish anything ever. It’s true. Also, I kind of like watching TV and kissing a slobbery baby face), so I decided to post my not creative candy anyways. They’re so so good, and great for Valentine’s Day. Just box them up and give them to someone you love!!
Or keep them and eat them all. I mean…who are we kidding. I eat candy bars made for giants.
You don’t need a real recipe for these.
Just round up some Pretzel Crisps (they’re one of my favorite things ever. I **think** they’re supposed to be healthy, but I cover them in chocolate or smear cream cheese on them, so there goes that), some chocolate almond bark, and some marshmallows.
Make it easy on yourself and buy the flat Stacker Mallows. They don’t have to be heated up and flattened like round marshmallows.
You’ll also want some graham cracker crumbs or toffee bits or something to garnish the tops with. To make them pretty and add a little flavor.
Melt your almond bark according to package directions.
Dab a bit on each side of your marshmallow, and sandwich it between two pretzel crisps.
Once the chocolate is set, dip the whole thing in melted almond bark and sprinkle some graham cracker crumbs on top.
I wouldn’t turn down a dozen of these, that’s fo sheez.
I hope you enjoy these as much as I did!!
Have a happy Thursday!!