Poop Emoji Cupcakes
These poop emoji cupcakes are hilariously accurate!
So…yes. I would be that lady who made poop cupcakes and posted them on her website.
The poop emoji is my very favorite emoji. My husband says that I can text a whole sentence that explains everything I need to say using only emojis, and he’s right. And the poop emoji is the one I use the most.
A friend bails on plans? Poop emoji. Your husband isn’t answering his phone and you want to complain about the kids? Poop emoji. Out of wine? Poop emoji. Someone poops? Poop emoji.
Honestly, it’s like the universal symbol for anything in life that is gross or doesn’t go the right way. Plus, kids love it.
If you don’t know what emojis are, it’s best to Wikipedia it. I once tried to explain emojis to my husband’s uncle and things got confusing fast. The only thing that is harder to explain is hashtags. Because they don’t make sense at all, yet…they do.
Life is very confusing.
Also, why is there not a vomit emoji? THERE NEEDS TO BE A VOMIT EMOJI. I would use it on Instagram every time someone uses the hashtag, “blessed” because sometimes deep down inside, I am a terrible person. But for now I just have to use the poop emoji, which really doesn’t work at all. People don’t poop when they are disgusted. We all know this.
So now that I have mentioned poop enough times to cover my requirement for the entire year, here’s what you need to make the cupcakes. They are honestly so easy peasy, once I had the idea, I couldn’t NOT do them.
Cupcakes that have been piped with chocolate frosting (use a large round tip like THIS one), candy eyes (I love these ones) and white candy melts cut in half for the mouth. I’m including my recipe for chocolate malt buttercream below, which is what I used for these cupcakes. No food coloring needed! They look AND taste great!
My son is already asking me to make these for his birthday, and he doesn’t even like frosting. Happy poop birthday, son! Kids are weird.
Ingredients
- 2 sticks salted butter
- 1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
- 3 cups powdered sugar
- 2/3 cup chocolate malt powder
- 1/4 cup cocoa powder
Instructions
- In the bowl of your mixer, beat butter and cream on medium speed until combined. Scrape the sides of the bowl and add powdered sugar, malt powder, and cocoa powder. Beat on medium low speed until combined. Scrape the sides of the bowl, then beat on high for one minute.
Notes
Will frost 12 cupcakes as pictured
Enjoy and have a great day!
These are so freakin’ awesome! Spot on. Love them!
Oh lord does there need to be a puke emoji. But you’re right… poop will have to do for now! LOVE these :)
If you’re a terrible person then I am right there with you. Social media gets on my last nerve as everyone tries to make it out like everything is perfect in their life. Some days it is, some days it isn’t. Anyway, I had to say that.
I love the poop cupcakes. Very cute.
OMG that is my favorite emoji!! Those cupcakes are hysterical.. love it
Hahahaha hashtag blessed. I thought I was the only one that thinks that warrants puke.
These are super cute!
The best.
They had to be made…and you were the one for the job. Kristan, you are truly #blessed.
This is my favorite thing on the internet today!
Ah yes…….poop! My 11-year old son thinks everything involving poop is hilarious and loves to watch a video on YouTube of making fake poop with peanut butter and chocolate syrup.
Super cute cupcakes and I can’t wait to show him this post!
Kristan, you are my spirit animal. That is all :)
Okay, but for real, my oldest two (7 and 8) are going to love these. I may even surprise my oldest with them for his birthday haha
Nearly spit coffee all over the computer when I saw this post – this is literally the greatest cupcake invention ever. EVER.
You are too funny! LOVE these!!!
Oh, my goodness! These cupcakes are stinking hilarious!!! I probably overuse the poop emoji too, but it goes so well with so many things!
Best. Cupcakes. OF THE MILLENIUM. Seriously! And it’s so funny because when my daughter first discovered emojis a few years ago she kept texting me poop and then she said “look mom! Frosting with eyes!” so these totally reminded me of that. :)
Brilliant! These could be used to terrible effect if you could also develop a recipe that used prunes in the batter… poop indeed ;)
I made these for my daughter’s 8th birthday today and they are not only adorable, but delicious!
Currently begging my son’s 3rd grade teacher to allow me to make them for all 3 classes for after their jog-a-thon. They’ll be absolutely pooped. Bwahahahaha!
Do it, do it!!
Is this recipe for 12 mini cupcakes or regular sized?
You had me a “poo.” I absolutely LOVE these cupcakes.
I have 4-year-old’s sense of humor.
Great job.
Thanks for the great post. =)
Yes. There needs to be a vomit emoji. Agreed.
Check out my sperm cupcakes. haha! http://www.anchoredinsweets.com/product/funnybaking/
What did you use for the mouth?
A candy melt that I cut in half!
These are adorable! Should this frosting be refrigerated?
Only if it will be sitting out for very long periods of time!
Is the chocolate malt powder like nestle or ovaltine powder mix? Not sure what to use do you think it could be omitted .. got picky grandkids Thank you
Like carnation or ovaltine. As long as it says “malt” on it, it’s fine!
Could you substitute milk chocolate (like Nestles cocoa) for malt powder?