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Poop Emoji Cupcakes

Posted : August 4, 2015
tag : Cupcakes, Frosting
by : Cookbook Queen
comment : 40

These poop emoji cupcakes are hilariously accurate!

Poop Emoji Cupcakes Picture So…yes. I would be that lady who made poop cupcakes and posted them on her website.

The poop emoji is my very favorite emoji. My husband says that I can text a whole sentence that explains everything I need to say using only emojis, and he’s right. And the poop emoji is the one I use the most.

A friend bails on plans? Poop emoji. Your husband isn’t answering his phone and you want to complain about the kids? Poop emoji. Out of wine? Poop emoji. Someone poops? Poop emoji.

Honestly, it’s like the universal symbol for anything in life that is gross or doesn’t go the right way. Plus, kids love it.

Poop Emoji Cupcakes Photo

If you don’t know what emojis are, it’s best to Wikipedia it. I once tried to explain emojis to my husband’s uncle and things got confusing fast. The only thing that is harder to explain is hashtags. Because they don’t make sense at all, yet…they do.

Life is very confusing.

Also, why is there not a vomit emoji? THERE NEEDS TO BE A VOMIT EMOJI. I would use it on Instagram every time someone uses the hashtag, “blessed” because sometimes deep down inside, I am a terrible person. But for now I just have to use the poop emoji, which really doesn’t work at all. People don’t poop when they are disgusted. We all know this.

So now that I have mentioned poop enough times to cover my requirement for the entire year, here’s what you need to make the cupcakes. They are honestly so easy peasy, once I had the idea, I couldn’t NOT do them.

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Cupcakes that have been piped with chocolate frosting (use a large round tip like THIS one), candy eyes (I love these ones) and white candy melts cut in half for the mouth. I’m including my recipe for chocolate malt buttercream below, which is what I used for these cupcakes. No food coloring needed! They look AND taste great!

My son is already asking me to make these for his birthday, and he doesn’t even like frosting. Happy poop birthday, son! Kids are weird.

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Poop Emoji Cupcakes

Ingredients

  • 2 sticks salted butter
  • 1/3 cup heavy whipping cream
  • 3 cups powdered sugar
  • 2/3 cup chocolate malt powder
  • 1/4 cup cocoa powder

Instructions

  1. In the bowl of your mixer, beat butter and cream on medium speed until combined. Scrape the sides of the bowl and add powdered sugar, malt powder, and cocoa powder. Beat on medium low speed until combined. Scrape the sides of the bowl, then beat on high for one minute.

Notes

Will frost 12 cupcakes as pictured

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Enjoy and have a great day!

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40 Comments
  1. Megan Marlowe August 4, 2015 at 10:42 pm Log in to Reply

    These are so freakin’ awesome! Spot on. Love them!

  2. shelly (cookies and cups) August 5, 2015 at 8:46 am Log in to Reply

    Oh lord does there need to be a puke emoji. But you’re right… poop will have to do for now! LOVE these :)

  3. Lisa August 5, 2015 at 8:57 am Log in to Reply

    If you’re a terrible person then I am right there with you. Social media gets on my last nerve as everyone tries to make it out like everything is perfect in their life. Some days it is, some days it isn’t. Anyway, I had to say that.

    I love the poop cupcakes. Very cute.

  4. colleen August 5, 2015 at 9:39 am Log in to Reply

    OMG that is my favorite emoji!! Those cupcakes are hysterical.. love it

  5. Heather @ Sugar Dish Me August 5, 2015 at 10:09 am Log in to Reply

    Hahahaha hashtag blessed. I thought I was the only one that thinks that warrants puke.
    These are super cute!

  6. Rachel Cooks August 5, 2015 at 10:10 am Log in to Reply

    The best.

  7. bridget {bake at 350} August 5, 2015 at 10:51 am Log in to Reply

    They had to be made…and you were the one for the job. Kristan, you are truly #blessed.

  8. rachel August 5, 2015 at 1:41 pm Log in to Reply

    This is my favorite thing on the internet today!

  9. Lorraine August 5, 2015 at 5:01 pm Log in to Reply

    Ah yes…….poop! My 11-year old son thinks everything involving poop is hilarious and loves to watch a video on YouTube of making fake poop with peanut butter and chocolate syrup.

    Super cute cupcakes and I can’t wait to show him this post!

  10. Sarah E. August 5, 2015 at 7:48 pm Log in to Reply

    Kristan, you are my spirit animal. That is all :)

    Okay, but for real, my oldest two (7 and 8) are going to love these. I may even surprise my oldest with them for his birthday haha

  11. Lulu August 6, 2015 at 3:25 pm Log in to Reply

    Nearly spit coffee all over the computer when I saw this post – this is literally the greatest cupcake invention ever. EVER.

  12. amanda August 6, 2015 at 4:59 pm Log in to Reply

    You are too funny! LOVE these!!!

  13. Jocelyn @BruCrew Life August 7, 2015 at 11:34 am Log in to Reply

    Oh, my goodness! These cupcakes are stinking hilarious!!! I probably overuse the poop emoji too, but it goes so well with so many things!

  14. Dorothy @ Crazy for Crust August 7, 2015 at 8:02 pm Log in to Reply

    Best. Cupcakes. OF THE MILLENIUM. Seriously! And it’s so funny because when my daughter first discovered emojis a few years ago she kept texting me poop and then she said “look mom! Frosting with eyes!” so these totally reminded me of that. :)

  15. Flower August 14, 2015 at 2:36 pm Log in to Reply

    Brilliant! These could be used to terrible effect if you could also develop a recipe that used prunes in the batter… poop indeed ;)

  16. Jodi April 9, 2016 at 6:48 pm Log in to Reply

    I made these for my daughter’s 8th birthday today and they are not only adorable, but delicious!

  17. Julie B. April 19, 2016 at 2:43 pm Log in to Reply

    Currently begging my son’s 3rd grade teacher to allow me to make them for all 3 classes for after their jog-a-thon. They’ll be absolutely pooped. Bwahahahaha!

    • Kristan April 19, 2016 at 5:30 pm Log in to Reply

      Do it, do it!!

  18. BabyGirl77 May 16, 2016 at 8:06 pm Log in to Reply

    Is this recipe for 12 mini cupcakes or regular sized?

  19. [email protected] May 18, 2016 at 6:38 pm Log in to Reply

    You had me a “poo.” I absolutely LOVE these cupcakes.
    I have 4-year-old’s sense of humor.
    Great job.
    Thanks for the great post. =)
    Yes. There needs to be a vomit emoji. Agreed.

    Check out my sperm cupcakes. haha! http://www.anchoredinsweets.com/product/funnybaking/

  20. Sherry August 30, 2016 at 12:53 pm Log in to Reply

    What did you use for the mouth?

    • Kristan August 30, 2016 at 4:15 pm Log in to Reply

      A candy melt that I cut in half!

  21. Gabriella C February 13, 2017 at 8:35 pm Log in to Reply

    These are adorable! Should this frosting be refrigerated?

    • Kristan February 14, 2017 at 3:14 pm Log in to Reply

      Only if it will be sitting out for very long periods of time!

  22. Bonnie June 10, 2017 at 1:48 pm Log in to Reply

    Is the chocolate malt powder like nestle or ovaltine powder mix? Not sure what to use do you think it could be omitted .. got picky grandkids Thank you

    • Kristan June 11, 2017 at 11:36 pm Log in to Reply

      Like carnation or ovaltine. As long as it says “malt” on it, it’s fine!

  23. Nancy Byrge July 15, 2017 at 6:35 pm Log in to Reply

    Could you substitute milk chocolate (like Nestles cocoa) for malt powder?

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    So cute!! Which tip did you use? The link you provided isn’t working. Thanks!

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    Is this recipe just for the topping?
    Where is the recipe for the cupcakes itself?

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