Unless you’ve been hiding under a rock, or busy painting your toenails, or combing through Pioneer Woman’s blog (I could spend hours there, I swear it) you know that there was a bomb scare while my family and I were touring Hollywood Blvd.
I Tweeted it. I Facebooked it. I blogged it. And now…….I’m giveawaying it.
And if you’re hoping for a plum colored Le Creuset….or a candy apple red KitchenAid stand mixer….think again my friend.
First off, I have to buy all giveaway prizes myself….with my own money. And really, I’d have more money to buy giveaway stuff, but I always spend it on other stuff. Like chocolate chips. And handbags. And sprinkles. And lip gloss. Unfortunately, that doesn’t leave much money left for prizes.
Secondly, Hollywood Blvd isn’t exactly teeming with fancy kitchen supply stores. I know, shocker. What it is teeming with though, is cheap souveniers. Cheap, tacky, souvenirs.
And because you are my friends….and friends do nice things for friends, I thought you deserved some cheap, tacky Hollywood souvenirs. For your kitchen.
We all know that nothing says “I love you for reading my blog” like a towel that says “My Friends Went To Hollywood And All They Got Me Was This Crummy Towel”.
(On a side note, I really thought that Charlie Brown was the only person that actually used the word “crummy”)
And don’t we all want to channel our inner director while pulling hot cookie trays out of the oven?
Dripping spoons need a place to go. Why not let a Hollywood spoon rest be that safe place? Your utensils deserve it. Also, I hear that this is the exact kind of spoon rest that Lindsey Lohan has at her house.
Okay, not really. I almost scared you away, didn’t I?
And last…but not least…this set of salt and pepper shakers. Because nothing says Hollywood like a skeleton pirate with two swords.
If you’re thinking that maybe you don’t want to enter my tacky giveaway, let me remind you that I bought these items on Hollywood Blvd. during a bomb threat. Which means that there is a very good possibility that this stuff will be worth a lot of money some day.
Like…at least twenty bucks.
Wanna know how to enter?
Become a follower (Google followers over in the sidebar) and then leave a comment telling me the tackiest souvenir you have ever bought/received. If you have never done either, just make one up. Really, I love a good souvenir lie.
If you’d like a second entry, Tweet this giveaway and leave a comment with the link to your Tweet.
I will be taking entries until noon on Thursday. Winner will be chosen Friday via Random.org.
I look forward to reading your comments!!