Happy Friday, Bachelor Babes!
If this episode had a title, it would be Ashley I. is a virgin. Needless to say, this little storyline needs to move on along. Also, tent drama was no tent drama. I hate when promos lie!!
Let’s get started:
This week’s episode opened with Chris Harrison popping in the mansion to let the girls know that Chris S is still serious and sincere about the process. He solumnly reminds them that Chris “sees his wife in the room”. Or future ex-wife. Whatever.
He informs the girls that this week Chris’ one-on-one date will be decided by his sisters. No pressure or anything! He then drops off a group date card, which we all know will be full of what I call “Second String Contenders”. Basically, since they will be on the group date, they will not be eligible for the one-on-one chosen by Chris’ sisters.
And the reason they weren’t chosen to be eligible is because they are B (and C)-Listers. The end.
The group date card is addressed to: Megan, Kaitlyn, Ashley S, Ashley I, Juelia, Samantha, McKenzie and Kelsie.
The card reads, “Lets do what feels natural.” Ashley I. immediately begins stressing out about her make up. Can she wear make-up? Will she have to remove it later? Should she go put on her “Nature Ashley” costume? I mean, heaven forbid you hear “natural” and assume it means, oh I don’t know…NATURE??