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Sometimes I think that the world would be a lot easier if people would just be normal.   Like, maybe…it’s a subject they could teach in school.   And then, anytime you go to do something, you could stop and think about all the years of Normal you took in...

One thing I have learned about being a short female in society is that people are generally not very intimidated by me. Also, they call me “honey” and “sweetie” and nicknames like that a lot, which I really don’t mind so much. It makes me feel all...

Dear Judgers of Time Spending (otherwise known as JOTS): Okay listen. You know who you are. You fake laugh condescendingly when the conversation turns to shows like “Real Housewives” or “The Bachelorette” and say things like, “oh, I just don’t...

Things I would rather do than pack, unpack, or even LOOK at another cardboard box: Eat something with the words “whole-wheat” or “sprout” in the name. Wear Pajama Jeans. In public. Possibly even paired with a hair scrunchie but I’m not sure I’m...

So, I’ve been wanting to do a tutorial for awhile now.         Because people like to learn stuff. Right?     But I’ve kinda been putting it off because I knew that a tutorial would require taking an insane number of pictures…and...

Last night, the moment finally came that I’ve been waiting for for weeks: the season premier of The Hills, where Heidi Montag revealed her new face to her mom. I want you to know that I realize that some of you are judging me right now. And all I have to say is this: if...

  I am not a fan of St. Patrick’s Day.  My dislike of the Irish holiday began in elementary school. There, I quickly realized that St. Patrick’s Day was simply an excuse for mean kids to inflict pain….and get away with it. I remember getting to school and...