Cheesecake Filled Brownie Bites
One of my biggest pet peeves in life is indecisiveness.
Of course, I’m not claiming to be perfect. I’m scared of everything, I prefer robots to human company, and I’m one of those people who orders a Diet Coke with their Big Mac.
(Helloooo, I’ve got to cut calories where I can, right?? Diet Big Mac isn’t an option, obviously)
With all that being said, one thing I AM super great at is decision making. If there was a job where you could be paid for your ability to make sound decisions quickly and efficiently, I’d be wearing a red velvet robe and a monocle, diving into a room full of gold coins.
So I’ve decided that maybe it would be a good idea to let everyone in on my decision-making secret. It can be my way of making the world a better place.
So here it is:Â When faced with a super important decision, I try to imagine how two of my heroes, Punky Brewster or Chuck Norris, would handle the situation.
And I know you’re all, “how do THEY influence your decision, they aren’t even relevant” but seriously, I beg to differ.
I mean, Chuck Norris was able to walk away from explosions without turning back to look, which requires way more self control than I could ever muster.
And Punky made everything she touched turned into a rainbow of magicalness.
When faced with these facts, how can anyone argue?
Honestly, there is really no situation in life that can’t be resolved with a roundhouse kick or a rainbow-ey make-over.
That’s just a fact.
So next time you’re out to lunch with a friend and she’s all, “what are you going to get” and you’re all, “I don’t know, what are YOU going to get”, just remember my advice and order a honkin’ steak (Chuck) and the hugest, most obnoxious sundae the menu offers (Punky).
I think you’ll find that as always, Chuck and Punky have served you well.
Another way I’d like to contribute to world peace and the general well-being of the human population is by offering you a super easy and delicious treat recipe. Cheesecake bites are covered in brownies, white chocolate, and sprinkles.
What isn’t good about that?!
(click here for printable recipe)
INGREDIENTS
9×13 pan of fudgy brownies, baked and cooled (not cakey, please)
Small container of frozen cheesecake bites (I used Sara Lee Strawberry Cheesecake Bites)
16 oz white chocolate candy coating (or candy melts)
pink sprinkles, for garnish
Using your hands, crumble up your brownies so you can mash them together with no large chunks. Take a large spoonful of brownie and mash it into a flat circle in your palm. Place a cheesecake bite in the center and wrap the brownie around it.
Once all the brownie bites are formed (you should get around 20ish), place them on a wax paper lined baking sheet in the freezer for 30 minutes.
Melt your candy coating according to package directions. Dip brownie bites in the melted candy, spooning the candy over to coat. Remove brownie bites by sliding a fork underneath, letting the excess drip off, and placing back on baking sheet. Sprinkle with sprinkles before chocolate sets. Place back in the freezer for about 10 minutes to set.
Makes about 20 brownie bites.
Easy peasy, right??
I hope you have a wonderful Thursday. Thanks for visiting!!






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I think you’re my hero. Don’t know how you do it, but I seriously LOOOOOVE everything you do. Thank you for always inspiring and making me hungry. :)
Well, I certainly made a great decision to follow your blog~way back when! :)
Sue recently posted..Smurf Pops
A. these bites are adorable!
B. I can totally see Punky Brewster being one of your heroes. :)
C. I don’t have a C, but it seem like there should be one.
bridget {bake at 350} recently posted..Biscoff Brownies
My word girl, this looks double amazing! I think you just replaced Punky Brewster on my hero list! I made cream cheese brownie cups today, we must be on a similar wave length.
Miss @ MIss in the Kitchen recently posted..Cream Cheese Brownie Cups
Oooo!! These look and sound fabulous!! I will be trying this very soon, as my favorite thing in the world is cheesecake! :) Thanks so much for sharing!
Jade @ Sweet Baby {Mason} James
Most precious bites ever!
I kinda like to think like Macgyver or Charlie’s Angels (any one of the three).
Amy | She Wears Many Hats recently posted..Natural Sargento Cheese
Um, I am sorta obsessed with you. You and your brain and the way you see the world. And referring to roundhouse kick to the face in EVERY conversation I have.
Girl, you are all kinds of crazy trouble.
Amber | Bluebonnets & Brownies recently posted..Maple Sugar Bacon, Cheddar & Rosemary Scones
Cheesecake and brownies are the best of friends in my book! Yum!
Katrina recently posted..Baked Sweet Potato Fries
Those are so darling.
Personally now that I think about it, I like to think like Bugs Bunny & Giada DeLaurentis. Hmmmm. What does that say about me?
Wenderly recently posted..Hundred Acre Wood
Brownies and cheesecake… love it! Oooo, can’t forget the sprinkles!
Emily@SoDomesticated recently posted..Banana Cupcakes with Cream Cheese Frosting…
So dog gone Ca-yute!!!
Robyn | Add a Pinch recently posted..Simple Chicken Nacho Salad Recipe
I literally squealed when I saw these! Did you hear me? I think all my neighbors did…and probably my relatives in Texas and maybe the ones in Louisiana, too. Its not all that far from here in Arizona.
I am so making those tomorrow…as a trial and then I’m making them again Monday for my girlfriends….and I will probably have to make them next Wednesday, too, because after all, it will be Wednesday.
Thank you so much for sharing these!
Talk about Yin Yang – I just read another post about a blogger her lost her husband (young) unexpectedly on Saturday and cried.
I go right into this and laugh like a fool.
I can see how my day is going to go. – Simply adorable and will definitely come in handy.
Mr. Sweet Butter needs this most of all, his inability to commit to a decision can drive me insane. I’m pretty bad but eventually bite the bullet. (took me nearly three months to settle on a camera).
Today will be a Chucky day for sure!
Ha! I just read your post while eating 2 (yes, 2, don’t judge) orders of McD’s Cinnamon Melts and a large Diet Coke!! I knew I liked you. Can we be friends? :) These look all kinds of awesome, especially with pink sprinkles. Thanks for brightening another day! :)
i think you are a secret superhero . . . undercover-like . . . in fact, i believe your whole family is . . . like the ‘Invincibles’ . . . but do you stretch, that’s what i wanna know . . .
You are too stinkin’ funny. And I think I will make these….Soon.
Punky Brewster used to be my fave.
I never got on board with Chuck Norris, but I do have to say that not looking back at explosions when you walk away in slow motion is pretty impressive.
Cheesecake in brownies is true love, thank you for that.
shelly (cookies and cups) recently posted..Peanut Butter Cup Krispies
What brand of candy melts do you use? I’ve been using Wilton’s and even though I’m completely melting the melts, it’s not coming out as smooth as I would like it.
Great idea! I was thinking last night to make chocolate cake/cheesecake truffles! Great minds think alike!!
Lately I’ve been using CandiQuik. You can buy it in a big block in the baking aisle at Wal Mart. It comes in a melting tray so all you have to do is just stick it in the microwave and it melts quickly and perfectly smooth!!
Hahaha, you just made me remember so many Chuck Norris jokes. These brownie bites look delicious. :-)
You my friend are dangerous. I shall dub you the Diet Assasin. You never know when you will attack.. all stealth with your with fun colorful sweet treats and then… WHAM diet dead in it’s tracks. The poor curious soul who is like “oooooooh a msg from my bloggy friend ,I wonder what funny things she has to say today.. I mean her blog is pink ,it can’t be dangerous …” WHAM hypnotized by your hilarious quips and awesome pictures that then make me go to the store and have to try and recreate… then eat , and eat and eat… uuuggggh. You’re the best by the way :O)
Great rationale :-) And great looking truffles!!
Erin recently posted..Jalapeno Cheddar Hummus with Homemade Pita Chips
Amazing recipe and fun, FUN post! You said Chuck walks away from explosions and Punky makes everything rainbow-y. All I could envision after that was the two of them – hand in hand – walking away from an exploding rainbow!
Ann recently posted..A Peanut Butter Pie Tribute
SO delish, and my favorite color, too. :)
heather recently posted..Chocolate-Honey Cake
Kristan, I love your blog! You are super hilarious and lots of fun. I have a question for ya… I’ve noticed that lately your recipes haven’t given a source. Or maybe they do and I’m just bling. So the question is, do you make them up yourself? You’re a genius if that’s the case… and if not, you’re still a genius in my book. ;)
I’m so funny… “Or maybe they do and I’m just BLING…” Ha ha! Bling Bling, yo! I meant BLIND, not bling.
Babblin’ Brooke recently posted..Hot Fudge!
Unless otherwise specified, yes I do make them up myself!!
Also, being bling sounds like a good way to be. :)
I love LOVE these!
Great looking bites. The pink sprinkles are so Punky Brewesterish!
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Wow! These scrumptious brownie-bites look delicious and sinful at the same time! Great idea on candy-coating them too! Love it.
BackCountryBelle recently posted..Hot Yoga
Anything with candy melts is a winner in my book! These look amazing and should carry a Punky Approved stamp!
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Baking In Brooklyn recently posted..Chocolate Cupcakes!
Oh my goodness gracious, I want you to come to my house and make me these SO much. They look SO yummy. What an amazing combination – I’d never have thought of it. x
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