Red Velvet Mississippi Mud Cake is gooey and chocolatey, with a gorgeous and festive red color! Whip it up for Valentine’s Day.
My toddler will not sleep.
Do you know how difficult it is to get a toddler to do something they decidedly do NOT want to do?
It’s practically impossible. And by practically impossible, I mean that after attempting to do so, you will find yourself slumped on the couch, looking for answers in the bottom of a box of cheap white.
While your toddler runs around the house wearing a shirt as pants, feeding the dog Cap’n Crunch.
What I really do not understand is why children do not WANT to sleep. Sleep is necessary for life, much like breathing air or eating cookies. Why on earth would a human be programmed to hate the very thing that is necessary for survival?
The only explanation I can come up with is that my child is not human.
The problem with toddlers is that they are old enough to act out, but not quite old enough to understand things like reasoning or “you are grounded for a month.” What is grounding to a toddler? I could take away television, but I promise you that it would hurt me eight billion times more than it would hurt her. There she’d be, hanging on my leg and begging for fruit snacks while I looked at the television longingly, tears in my eyes.
Last night I walked by Lucy’s room at 10 pm, peeking in the tiny crack in her door. I expected she’d be lying in bed, sleeping and angelic. In hindsight, I do not know why I expected this. Perhaps it was temporary insanity, or maybe I specialize in denial.
Regardless, there she was, sitting on the floor surrounded by Disney Princess Barbies, brushing their hair and singing in a whisper. What she was singing, I am not certain. In fact, I suspect that it might have actually been some sort of devilish chant. I put nothing past that child at this point. What I DO know, is that I didn’t hang around long enough to find out.
I ran. I ran down the hallway before she spotted me, collapsing on the couch. I just can’t, you guys. I just can’t. After three long years of fighting, I have thrown in the towel.
If you need me, I’ll be stuffing my face with cake and hiding from my children.
This cake is one of the best cakes I have made in some time. It’s chocolatey and moist, with a gooey marshmallow topping. The red color is perfect for Valentine’s Day, which is a nice bonus.
You can also find this Red Velvet Mississippi Mud Cake Recipe on Food Fanatic, where I am a regular contributor of all things sweet. Enjoy and have a great day!